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SO SORRY!

Darthtux — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:57:57 +0000

Well, I am quitting CP. Sorry guys, I know it was just getting good on here, but my schoolwork is just too much, and I am 15.

Thanks to 1pinkie7 and 7pinkberries for their support and help, and to Nolaur for being a good friend.

FAREWELL!

New emotes!

Darthtux — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 13:56:38 +0000

Here are the new emoticons on CP to replace the heart and skull.

E+Q= Strawberry Ice Cream

E+W = Chocolate Ice Cream

E+O = Popcorn

E+K = Cake

E+B = Light Bulb

E+H = Quizzical face

I also spent 45 minutes or so this morning and Booby12345′s party. It was pretty fun, but I spent most of my time switching between to chatrooms and writing down the emote codes. Here’s a couple pictures, and the last one might even qualify as a funny picture.

New clothes! Nonmembers still naked

Darthtux — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:00:33 +0000

Here is yesterday’s newspaper

~~New clothing catalog out today, I will be posting the secrets shortly.~~

Alright, not many, but here they are:

On the WINTER WEAR page you will see a couple snowflakes, but the only one you are interested in is the one right below and to the left of the pink snowsuit. Or maybe you aren’t interested in knowing this unless you became a member yesterday, since CP hides the Viking Helmets in every stinking catalog they’ve made, so everyone has them! Argh!

Ahem…on to the red guitar (did I mention this used to be rare?). Anyway, click on the headphones to buy your own today.

And the last secret item (that I could find) is hidden on the last CLEARANCE page, and there are only three. Click on the CLEARANCE and you will be presented with the…swim goggles. (Seriously, who ever wears those?)

Ooh, and the pin is hidden in the Coffee Shop on the tree.

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There are also a number of new December only items, and none for nonmembers of course…you’d think we could at least get a reindeer antler, but noooo, Disney might go bankrupt! What a shame! Maybe that’s why they’re giving away $1,000,000! And you know what? Coins for Change isn’t about Disney “saving” the environment, or “helping” poor children, this is a publicity stunt in order to OUTRIGHT FOOL people into thinking that Disney actually gives a cr*p about poor kids anymore. $1,000,000! That’s pocket money to them! That’s what they spend on their gold toothpicks! (A slight exaggeration here, I’m sure they use silver.) But remember folks, it is to expensive to give everyone the ability to digitally clothe their pixel penguin.

That’s it for now, Darth Tux

Disneyfied! How awful…

Darthtux — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:09:54 +0000

Well, Disney has done it again. Not only was their buying of Club Penguin worse than Google buying Youtube, now they are blatantly advertising Disney on the login page of CP. They say they make people pay for memberships because they receive no money from advertisements, and here they are, advertising their products right in the middle of the page, and at such a convenient time of year, right around the time the biggest online shopping fling of the year begins! I can’t believe this, I told some people that we ought to take over Disneyland (a bit far fetched, I know…) and demand free memberships for everyone. Oh well, I just wish they’d at least take their ad off the login page, not only have the infected the minds of many of my fellow teenagers and preteens with sexuality through such tools as the Bratz Dolls, and even some of the newer Disney movies with suggestive themes. Walt would be absolutely ashamed of this marketing, he didn’t create Disney to make billions of dollars, he did it to provide clean entertainment for young children, and that’s what Disney ought to be doing right now. Please email Club Penguin Support (Part of the Walt Disney Company) and tell them what you think of this. That’s all I ask. They have become a monopolistic corporation focused solely on making money, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the price of membership raises within the next year…just keep your eyes open.

That’s all for now, Darthtux.

More hits than I give my cousin! WOW!

Darthtux — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:16:47 +0000

Wow, thanks so much to all of you who visited and commented on my site, or even advertised! I never expected to get anywhere near this number of hits on the first day, I hope to add enough to keep them up.

I know having funny pictures is a part of every CP blog, and I love them just as much as everyone else. Unfortunately I didn’t upload any today, hopefully I can take a lot tonight and add them tomorrow morning. Thanks again!

On another note, RPF leaders are very concerned about World War IV breaking out between UMA and ACP, and for some reason Oagalthorp has passed George Bush and Hillary Clinton on the list of most hated people! That’s amazing in a bad way. I really feel sorry for him, with one of ACP’s best allies inspiring hatred and encouraging ACP members to revolt. Everyone should try to find a peaceful solution to this, and I encourage everyone in RPF to not pick a side, Commando will do that for us and I will be happy with whatever decision he makes.

As regards to Tundra, I have been working with RPFTG’s to clear the area of color wars and we have been very successful. It seems as though Watex is a little sore about RPF, ACP, and UMA claiming victory or saying it was a draw, and he might decide to join UMA against ACP, which would make RPF’s decision all the harder. Watex’s Warriors really aren’t that big of an army, but when they go to any server in large numbers many civilians copy them, thus enlarging their numbers and encouraging even more to join, thus enlarg… I think you get the point. Please try to convince Watex to keep his army out of this, most people agree this should be between ACP and UMA.

That’s all for now, keep waddling! (I always hate that)

P.S. Guess who’s back…Pink Mafias! (Allegedly…)

Hello world!

Darthtux — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:30:22 +0000

Hey all you dedicated fans! All none of you, sigh…

Well, I’m not terribly famous on CP, but everyone knows me on chatboxes like Watex’s, Chewit’s, and Chewy Pup’s.

Perhaps some of you know this already, but I am in an army called RPF, Rebel Penguin Federation. It is one of the largest, if not THE largest army on CP. Recently threats of war have broken out between two of RPF’s longtime allies, ACP and UMA. If war erupts, it will be a major conflict that many fear will end in disaster. I have not spoken with Watex yet, but I know many of his Warriors are unruly and fight only for themselves, and may even take advantage of the weakened armies of ACP and UMA during the fight. Whole servers will be alternately filled and emptied, based upon it’s status. I will speak with all the leaders to try and convince them to appoint neutral servers for civilian penguins, but I am afraid everyone will want a small part in this war. If you are in RPF, please remain neutral until Commando has declared support of either army.

Thanks for reading, Darth Tux